Source: orangeninjadanielokay so i’ve never actually played D&D but i know a bit about it and i’ve always wanted to try it
Struth.
I legit feel so bad for what I’ve done to Snapper Carr’s Song of Ice and Fire game, and yet I can’t stop.
This is so true it hurts
Source: secretsbestThe Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
Best. Laugh. Ever.
I’m toast.
FUCKING YES this is back on my dash.
Reblogging again for puns.
Wow, If I am ever called to a toaster-related incident, I am going to steal all of these.
Because of… rapport building Q__Q
Cable and Domino by Kevin Mellon
Cable & X-Force is coming out soon, and it’s the real deal.
The first issue was splendid but I can’t afford this many comics, I really can’t.
(via foreverrhapsody)
Source: x-meninyourface
Okay fandom. Normally I think the people complaining that slash fandom erases female characters are making a mountain out of a molehill, but. You literally erased Rumiko’s name and replaced it with Steve’s and then reblogged it 380 times like it was some major literary achievement?
(via stevetonyfeels)
Source: starkspangly
im gonna find shrek m-rated fics
don’t read shrek m-rated fics
(via wadebramwilson)
Source: nevelpepperman
Is there anyone among us who doesn’t think Star Wars could use a little Nick Fury? (Source)
…it’s a universe with a well-established history of just cloning the shit out of people at the slightest excuse. Samuel L. Jackson could theoretically play every role in the next movie without it being that implausible, by Star Wars standards.
(via stuckinabucket)
Holy shit I would pay twice the going rate for a movie ticket to see a film performed entirely by Samuel L. Jackson. I don’t even care what film. Star Wars, Pride & Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, The Godfather…Any. Movie.
(via copperbadge)
“From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and fucking conceit made me realize that you were the last motherfucker in the world I could ever be fucking prevailed upon to marry.”
(via hippity-hoppity-brigade)
It is a truth fucking universally acknowledged that a single motherfucker in possession of a giant motherfucking fortune must be in want of a goddamn wife.
(via knottahooker)
“The fucking recollection of what I said—of my fucking conduct, my fucking manners, my motherfucking expressions during it, is now, and has been many fucking months, goddamned painful to me. Your reproof, I shall never fucking forget: ‘had you behaved like less of a motherfucker.’ Those were your goddamned words. You know not, you can scarcely fucking conceive, how they have tortured me.”
(via stuckinabucket)
“Really, Watson, you fucking excel yourself,” said Holmes, pushing back his chair and lighting a cigarette. “I am bound to say that in all the fucking accounts which you have been so good as to give of my own small achievements you have fucking habitually underrated your own motherfucking abilities. It may be that you are not yourself fucking luminous, but you are a motherfucking conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a fucking remarkable power of stimulating it. I confess, my dear fellow, that I am very much in your fucking debt.”
(via knottahooker)
Motherfucker, mama always said life was like a box of fucking chocolates. You never fucking know what you’re gonna get.
(via asgardian-feminist)
To fuck up a motherfucker or to not fuck up a motherfucker, that is the question.
(via getdowngetfunky)
Guys this is the kind of thinking that got Snakes On A Plane made
(via xtremecaffeine)
But soft! What fucking light through yon motherfucking window breaks! It is the fucking east, and that motherfucker Juliette is the fucking sun
(via knottahooker)
“Harry, you’re a mothafuckin wizard.”
“Say what?”
“Bitch, did I stutter?”
(via ididthatonce)
“A little motherfucking sea-bathing would set me up for fucking ever.”
(via baileyeverywhere)
“About three goddamn things I was absolfuckinglutely postive. First, Edward was a motherfucking vampire. Second, there was a part of his sparkly blood drinking ass — and shit if I know how strong that part of the cold bastard might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was fucking unconditionally, irrefuckinvocably, in motherfucking love with the pale ass blood drinking motherfucker. “
(via duelist925)
We want the finest motherfuckin’ cakes known to humanity. We want them fuckers here and we want them fuckers now!
(via wellharkather)
“One day, and that fuckin’ day may never come, I may call upon your bitch ass to do me a motherfuckin’ favor. But for now, consider this a fuckin’ piece of generosity on the day of my daughter’s fuckin’ wedding.”
(via endlesskng)
“You cannot fucking stain a motherfucking black coat.”
(via maddy44)
“And none for Gretchen motherfucking Weiners, bye.”
(via jujuberry136)
“My good fucking opinion, once lost, is lost forever, motherfucker.”
(via misamdry)
We must be as swift as the fucking cold river, with all the force of the badass typhoon, screw shit up like the goddamn fire, mysterious as the mutherfucking dark side of the motherfucking moon.
(via nethenclawpuff)
“I’M FLYING MOTHERFUCKERS!”
(via loracarol)
The wand chooses the god damn wizard motherfucker!
(via queenofthedicks)
Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Motherfucker was something he couldn’t get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn’t have explained anything; I don’t think any word can explain a man’s life. No, I guess Motherfucker is just a… piece in a jigsaw puzzle… a missing piece.”
(via saunteringvaguelydownwards)
Guys Star wars happens “A long long time ago, In a galaxy Far Far away” Fury hasn’t been born yet in them.
(via jimbly)
Only if you assume that George Lucas was making a documentary. Otherwise for all we know the actual intended audience of the piece was Jack Harkness sitting around on Boeshane in the year 5122.
Also this seems to indicate a despicable lack of faith in the time travel abilities of Nick Fury.
Or that you think our current Nick Fury is not himself potentially a clone of the Furies that existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
(via copperbadge)
…and now I am picturing Samuel L. Jackson as all three Greek Furies.
“We’re here for vengeance, motherfuckers!”
(via persian-slipper)
Either way, you’ll be receiving a visit from Director Fury shortly. I strongly suggest you have an explanation prepared.
(via copperbadge)
(via magesmagesmages)
It could be said that James Bond is a cultural icon meant to reinforce a number of ideas about what it means to be a man. He’s surrounded by trappings of traditional masculinity- the perfectly fitted suit, small handgun (because a real man doesn’t need a Rambo-style machine gun to do the job), straight razor shave, uncomplicated and unsweet cocktail. For succeeding at manliness, he’s always rewarded by saving the day and having unrestricted sexual access to women.
In this scene, Silva threatens not only James Bond, but all of the masculine ideal, with rape and attempts to make that masculine ideal into an object instead of a subject. This act instantly identifies Silva as the villain- as he’s not only threatening England, but manliness as a concept. But Bond refuses to let Silva make him into an object- he returns the serve by implying that it might not be his “first time,” and by doing so, that there’s nothing inherently lesser or unmasculine about having homosexual relations. After this scene, Silva stops using emasculation as a technique and starts to go after Bond’s true weakness- his relationship with M.
All the reasons why I loved this scene.
That is very pretty and all but how would you sleep?
I assume you would start by closing your eyes.
SCREECHING BECAUSE IT IS LIKE FALLING ASLEEP IN LYRIUM
That’s actually really pretty. And I assume there’s an off-switch or a plug you could pull if it was too bright.
Source: gaksdesigns
It’s really way past time that I made up my mind on whether I want to go for a PhD or not, and in the same vein whether I want to be a scientist or a techie. Because my skill set is tending more towards ‘really really awesome at science-themed board games’ or ‘odd but funny family member that can answer questions of inquisitive children’ than anything practically useful.
And I have to pick my last few courses before I graduate. And I want to take experimental particle physics, because come on. Awesome. But then to be honest I’m probably not good enough to ever really make it in the academic circuit, and I doubt that I would even manage a passing grade in the PhD-courses (we take the same courses, but master’s students pass with lower marks, and the times I’ve done well enough to pass at the PhD level are easily countable on one hand) and… I don’t really want to spend my life being the weird uncle who can explain to my successful friends why their gizmos work the way they do while they have actual jobs making said gizmos?
And also science is kind of crushing my self esteem because I’m usually a smart person and that has always been at the center of my self-image, and then I take these theoretical physics courses and I’m pretty much the dumbest person in the room and I’m struggling with the math and it just seems to be really easy to these other people? Who are admittedly really good so I guess it’s understandable that I have a hard time keeping up, but. I sometimes fear that I am living in a dream world and will never ever be of any worth to society because I’m in way over my head and in fact, not useful? So that’s not my favorite situation yet I seem to be unable to resist the urge to go back to it again and again because I really really like physics. I wish it liked me back.
I should really try to do my degree project at a company (they sometimes even pay you money for it and hey, money! I like money) but I kind of want to follow the physicists around and build huge particle detectors instead. But I feel a bit like a charity case around them and that’s not fun :/
Comfort me tumblr. I dunno, tell me I have worth as a person even if my academic results are mediocre :c
I don’t remember much of the trip back. Just Carol’s voice, dimly — telling me to hang on, hang on.
(via tardiscrash)
Source: greatrhodeybutt
Christina Hendricks for Vivienne Westwood - photographed by Greg Williams
oh.
YoSaffBridge is just so stunning, guuuh *sobbing*
(via acct-suspended)
Source: for-redheads
